Not sure about anybody else but when I hop into the shower it depends on my day as to what kind of shower I am having.
The 6am after I've worked out shower:
I know I have precisely half an hour to 45 minutes before my #1 gets up. She is like clockwork. Other two girls....sleepers. My greatest prayer...lol..
This shower is pretty nice. Chill. I can actually shave, exfoliate and maybe just enjoy the hot streaming water. I sip coffee and ready my bible. Those that know me know I choose this option OFTEN. Waking up to this is heaven to me and sets my day. This is what works best for me and my brain.
6:30/45 wakeup late shower:
I can honestly do a FULL shower in 4 minutes. I've timed myself (Of course)
I also have the thinnest finest hair so its FAST BUT which also means I can't go days and days without showering and use dry shampoo like some of my fab friends. DONKEY'S!! I wish I had hair like that!!!.
This shower has NO extras. Not even a second to enjoy the water. Its a christmas miracle If I remember to wash my face. BUT then it takes me longer because I have to use q-tips to wipe my eyemakeup if I didn't wash my face the night before...Bwahahha!!
A blow dry is a must. If I want flat RAT hair no blow dry.
My makeup is superfast as well. 5 minutes.
The 5pm shower:
Basically this shower happens because I've prob had bootcamp that morning and a morning shower is not an option. SOOOOOO.....hubs is working. OK, dinner is ready. I dish the kids up and I hop into the shower. AKA...disaster fest.....
I can hear them screaming from my shower. I can only imagine the carnage. THIS shower is honestly a lightning speed ROUND. I could win an award.
Ok...I'm done. I run out with my towel back into the kitchen still soaking wet to survey the damage considering the babysitter is arriving at 6pm. NOT bad....ok, back I go to attempt to get ready with Hope throwing my makeup brushes in the toilet and taking out every bandaid and applying it to her now naked body. I GIVE UP.
This is reality. ONE day ....one day....I will have showers without any interruption, without banging on the shower doors asking where I am, without lightening rounds and I'll miss
this zoo.
I love my zoo...even though I'm the caretaker and get pee'd on and monkeys throw poo at me.
I Love them.
LOVE LOVE
Jen
The 6am after I've worked out shower:
I know I have precisely half an hour to 45 minutes before my #1 gets up. She is like clockwork. Other two girls....sleepers. My greatest prayer...lol..
This shower is pretty nice. Chill. I can actually shave, exfoliate and maybe just enjoy the hot streaming water. I sip coffee and ready my bible. Those that know me know I choose this option OFTEN. Waking up to this is heaven to me and sets my day. This is what works best for me and my brain.
6:30/45 wakeup late shower:
I can honestly do a FULL shower in 4 minutes. I've timed myself (Of course)
I also have the thinnest finest hair so its FAST BUT which also means I can't go days and days without showering and use dry shampoo like some of my fab friends. DONKEY'S!! I wish I had hair like that!!!.
This shower has NO extras. Not even a second to enjoy the water. Its a christmas miracle If I remember to wash my face. BUT then it takes me longer because I have to use q-tips to wipe my eyemakeup if I didn't wash my face the night before...Bwahahha!!
A blow dry is a must. If I want flat RAT hair no blow dry.
My makeup is superfast as well. 5 minutes.
The 5pm shower:
Basically this shower happens because I've prob had bootcamp that morning and a morning shower is not an option. SOOOOOO.....hubs is working. OK, dinner is ready. I dish the kids up and I hop into the shower. AKA...disaster fest.....
I can hear them screaming from my shower. I can only imagine the carnage. THIS shower is honestly a lightning speed ROUND. I could win an award.
Ok...I'm done. I run out with my towel back into the kitchen still soaking wet to survey the damage considering the babysitter is arriving at 6pm. NOT bad....ok, back I go to attempt to get ready with Hope throwing my makeup brushes in the toilet and taking out every bandaid and applying it to her now naked body. I GIVE UP.
This is reality. ONE day ....one day....I will have showers without any interruption, without banging on the shower doors asking where I am, without lightening rounds and I'll miss
this zoo.
I love my zoo...even though I'm the caretaker and get pee'd on and monkeys throw poo at me.
I Love them.
LOVE LOVE
Jen
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